Nov 18 2009
Dragons of Craptacularity
I have a challenge for you.
It’ll be easier if you have Netflix and Watch Instantly. If not, it’s still worth it if you can do it for free.
Get yourself a stopwatch. Optionally, pour yourself a few shots of tequila or, if you prefer, vodka. Then, start watching Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight.
Time how long you get into it before your hand involuntarily snatches the remote and turns it off. If you think slamming a few shots will improve your resolve, feel free. I doubt it will help.
I was sober and I made it 5 minutes.
Trust me, you’ll be glad you tried. It’ll be like the getting a red badge of courage for sitting through horrible animation.
Can you make it to 6 minutes?
I never even really liked those books. Maybe I read them too late in life. I’ve -almost- picked up the movie about a half a dozen times, if only for the lack of fantasy movies out there.