Saalon Muyo

The first thing I ever shot in my meager filmmaking lifetime was a fight scene.  If it was worse than this scene, it wasn’t much worse.

(hat tip to Lumix for finding this one)

I loved So You Think You Can Dance, but force feeding Katy Perry to their captive audience last year was unfair.  This is one of the worst performances I have ever seen by a professional musician, topped only by Gavin Rossdale failing to play the simplest song on Planet Earth – Glycerine – at a concert I went to in high school.  It’s so bad that it’s more memorable than a lot of decent performances.  A year later, and here I am still talking about it.

It’s a crappy song. It’s over-produced and chock full of stiff psuedo-dancing. This one is the real deal.

Why does she have a career, exactly?

Enjoy the BestWorst lyrics of that classic Karate Kid soundtrack ditty, “You’re the Best”:

Try to be best ’cause you’re only a man
and a man’s got to learn to take it.

Try to believe though the going gets tough
that you gotta hang tough to make it.

History repeats itself
try and you succeed.
Never doubt that you’re the one
and you can have your dream.

You’re the best around
nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. (x3)

Fight to the end ’cause your life will depend
on the strength that you have inside you.

Gotta be proud, standin’ out in the crowd
when the odds in the game defy you.

Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell.

When you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ve reached the final bell.

You’re the best around
nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. (x3)

(Rockin’ Guitar Solo!)

You’re the best around
nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. (x3)

Fight till you drop.
Never stop.
Can’t give up.
Till you reach the top.
(FIGHT!)
You’re the best in town.
(FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound.
A little bit of all you’ve got
can never bring you down.

You’re the best around
nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. (x INFINITY)