http://www.saalonmuyo.com Flashlights and Explosions Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:16:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm on my NaNoWriMo death march, so posting through the rest of the month will be spotty, but in the mean time let me present you with a Dinosaur Comic that's getting me through the day. http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/11/12/says-you-gravy/ Would you like your friends to see how you're doing in NaNoWriMo without having to look at a page other than your truly awesome blog?  Well, I'm here to tell you how to do it the wrong way. You heard that right, people.  This is not the right way to do ... http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/11/04/display-your-nanowrimo-word-count-on-wordpress/ Support the economy! You, too, must do your part to keep commercials on the air that use words that sound like "titty" 20 or 30 times in a 2 minute period! Please! BUY NOW! http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/11/02/they-arent-saying-titty-but-they-should-be/ See? McCain isn't that old. It's clear Anna Nicole Smith, at least, is capable of, um, arousing him. And I suppose in Smith he has someone who actually makes Sarah Palin look smart in comparison. http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/11/01/i-too-can-engage-in-campaign-silliness/ Not. If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations," Palin told host Chris Plante, "then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions ... http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/10/31/sarah-palin-constitutional-law-scholar/ I was seriously not joking. http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/10/28/that-dennys-ad-i-saw-before/ So there's this town in Japan called Obama.  Seriously.  And Barack has given them the once in a lifetime chance to piggy back hometown publicity with U.S. politics. What to do?  Sing! I'm honestly not making this up. Via Politico. http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/10/25/name-convergence-madness-in-japanese/ I made some noise about this last February when my friend Denys was going through February Album Writing Month, but today I make it official.  I'm signing up for the madness that is National Novel Writing Month. This is probably a really bad idea, because I'm already too busy.  But I ... http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/10/20/in-which-i-commit-to-nanowrimo/ “Oh, you think that’s funny?!” the large bearded man said. His face was turning red. “Yeah, that’s real funny…” he said. And then he kicked the back of my leg, buckling my right knee and sending me sprawling onto the ground. - Joe Killian,  "How I Became Joe Sixpack" It's beginning to feel ... http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/10/19/o-come-all-ye-hateful/ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! ...wait, this was satire, right? http://www.saalonmuyo.com/2008/10/18/roflmao/