Conspiracy!

Via Oliver Willis, I learned today about a terrible conspiracy carried out against the poor producers of An American Carol.

What we know: in at least ten theaters nationwide, customers were sold tickets they were told were for An American Carol but turned out to be for other movies.

At least ten theaters nationwide?!

This one is big.  If Oliver Stone weren’t such a liberal screw-up, I bet he’d even make a movie about it.  That’s how big this sounds.

Reports coming soon as to whether this conspiracy is related to why David Zucker hasn’t been funny in 20 years.

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One Response to Conspiracy!

  1. brennen says:

    Given the target audience for in-earnest viewing of An American Carol, maybe they just got lost shortly after buying tickets. There are a lot of flashing lights in theater lobbies, after all.

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